Wee! Edward's Pussy Hand

You can get two of these and tie a towel around your neck, and become some kind of orgasm super hero. Wee! Save the day for many unfortunate orgasm-less people all around the world. Imagine the positive possibilities. All those faces that used to be glum, now smiling and crying out of sheer happiness. They might even construct a large marble statue in your honor. Maybe celebrate a day of the calendar, in your name. In order for them to do that, you're going to have to pick a super hero name. I have created a list of names for you to pick from.

1. Cpt. Cum Fingers

2. Super Orgasm Man*

3. The Crowd Pleaser

4. Ultimate Pleasure Man*

5. Make-You-Scream-Like-a-Wild-Monkey-Man*

6. The Super Cum-O-Matic

7. The Amazing Pussy Pleaser

8. Super Sex Funtastic Man*

9. Mr. Impressive

10. Sir Reginald Sexgod

*The word "Man" is generalized and can be replaced with "Girl", "Boy", "Woman", "Thing", or any other appropriate proper noun describing yourself best.

The best thing about the Edward Pussy Hand is that you don't need any talent what-so-ever when it comes to sexual pleasure. This does all the work for you, only ten times faster than you can. So all you have to worry about is making sure that your costume is snazzy looking, and you're there, buddy. They may even elect you mayor or governor, simply based on your celebrity.

Just make sure you stock up on batteries, or you may be kicked out of office.

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