Sturdy - The Rota-Cock

This Rota-Cock is a veiny dong that can screw into a powerful suction cup, so that you can stick it almost everywhere and go at it with ease. Too bad it wouldn't stick to his chin, eh? Ha! Anyways, the cock swivels, so you can supposedly rock it like a hurricane. However, The suction cup only sticks to hard smooth surfaces, so get yourself some knee pads before you have the time of your life. The only other option is to stick it on a wall. That would be a challenging feat to accomplish. I can only think of one position that MIGHT work, but I hope you can do the splits.

It seems our little ROTA-COCK would be far too much trouble than it's worth. Why put yourself through all of that just to get off? Especially if you've had a hard day already, and you just want to come home, kick your shoes off, masturbate, take a shower, and relax?

With the Rota-Cock, you finally get home and then have to climb up on your furniture and try to hump it. You'd have to hold yourself up all weird like, and there's a good possibility of knocking over the lamp and causing a house fire. It's just not safe.

Besides, this thing could leave a ring on the nice wood finish from the suction cup, and you'd try to cover it up , but your husband would still notice it later anyway and ask you what it's from. Who wants to go through all that trouble? Desperate housewives? I don't know. Personally, I would suggest an easier route.

Oops. My coworker tells me you can attach it to the edge of the bath tub and straddle it. He saw it in a porno once. I think it was called "Little House on the Rota-Cock."

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