What is This? An Alien Penis?

This Natural Double Penetrator is currently responsible for a number of men feeling inadequately endowed and seeking professional help. With reason. The Natural Double Penetrator was molded from an actual alien from outer space.

See, back in the 60's, a UFO crashed in a remote area of Arizona. The government hid the crash from the public and stored the alien remains in a secret vault. One year, to help balance the budget, the US government made a deal with Doc Johnson, a well-to-do sex toy company. The government sold Doc Johnson an alien penis for half a billion dollars. Doc Johnson decided it was his civic duty to use the alien penis to create dildos for all women to experience. What, don't believe me? Look it up.

This Natural Double Penetrator does not look very natural. Even painting it the color of flesh didn't hide the fact that this penis belongs to an alien. I mean come on, the second penis protrudes out of the scrotum (weird) and retains a steady salute. Both shafts running parallel and harmoniously curving up at the tips in perfect unison. If it was natural, they'd be knocking around and bouncing off of each other. I don't trust it.

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