Wow! The Wiggle Wand

Alakazoo a magicaboo a bibbity bobbity - POOF! You have an orgasm! The Wiggle Wand is a magic wand that grants wishes. Uhm, dirty little wishes.

It's an egg, and it wiggles and vibrates on this long spring. So I guess this would be the ideal vibrator for contortionists. They can be in all sorts of weird tangled up positions and still have access to pleasuring themselves. Hell, contortionists probably already have an advantage to pleasing themselves. This would just add to their fun. Lucky bastards. I envy contortionists.

How do you become a contortionist? Do you go to contortionist school? I have a feeling that most of them got good at what they do during their puberty years. You know... Learning a marketable skill that early in life must save a lot of money they would've paid on schooling.

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